The Chronicles of Catherine

Lord have mercy, I do believe I am the black swan

Sat, 29 Jan 2011 02:56:03 -0500

Lord have mercy, I do believe I am the black swan

gah i hate when this happens.

Tue, 04 Jan 2011 00:52:25 -0500

gah i hate when this happens.

I forgot I had one of these

Fri, 17 Dec 2010 21:04:15 -0500

I forgot I had one of these

http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_l4xnl95OKo1qc371xo1_1280.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=0RYTHV9YYQ...

Wed, 21 Jul 2010 00:27:20 -0400

http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_l4xnl95OKo1qc371xo1_1280.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=0RYTHV9YYQ4W5Q3HQMG2&Expires=1279772705&Signature=pffAjZIRXZlxwipqvQJd5j6JB8U%3D

People like this GMH. (lol jk but kinda)

Ps. There might never be a day when I won’t find this completely hilarious.

I'm seven.

Fri, 19 Mar 2010 21:07:34 -0400

I saw a magician at school yesterday and now I want to learn all his tricks…. brb, applying to Hogwarts again.

bat-bogeys: (via afternoonsnoozebutton) I’s love dis.

Fri, 19 Mar 2010 21:06:10 -0400

bat-bogeys:

(via afternoonsnoozebutton)

I’s love dis.

bat-bogeys: mimisaurus: fuckyeahslightlyamusing: jewjewbees: ...

Sat, 20 Feb 2010 14:55:48 -0500

bat-bogeys:

mimisaurus:

fuckyeahslightlyamusing:

jewjewbees:

dancinginaminefield:

Right now, I’m supposed to be preparing for an English test. PROCRASTINATION LEADS TO MEAN GIRLS CAPS.

This movie is practically taking over my Tumblr.

oh god i lol’d forever

omg awesome.

I drunk dialed my 15-year-old brother last night. So you know it’s good.

Sun, 17 Jan 2010 23:44:11 -0500

I drunk dialed my 15-year-old brother last night. So you know it’s good.

where'd all the good people go

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 00:28:44 -0500

hey

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 12:01:36 -0500

caseyeg:

you be my friend?

nope.

Haiku #1

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 00:58:41 -0500

Cannot sleep tonight
Should be studying for tests
But fuck it I’m not

Thu, 26 Nov 2009 22:16:48 -0500

my boyfriend can suck my dick

Sophomore Slump is making me want to be a pumpkin farmer.

Sat, 21 Nov 2009 19:00:23 -0500

Idk, I’m just saying I’m pretty good at growing pumpkins on Farmville and I might give it a shot in real life, if being an opera singer/yoga instructor doesn’t work out. Or I might just do it anyway. Idk.

Napoleon & Rafael just hangin’ out doin’ stuff

Fri, 30 Oct 2009 19:45:52 -0400

Napoleon & Rafael just hangin’ out doin’ stuff

Saw this on Soulpancake and thought it was kinda funny.

Sat, 24 Oct 2009 16:51:39 -0400

Saw this on Soulpancake and thought it was kinda funny.

fall break where are ya.

Mon, 05 Oct 2009 23:30:22 -0400

Sagittarius
Monday, October 5
If someone else is expecting you to go out of your way to do something for them today, you might not be feeling up to it and there could be a few arguments to have to deal with. Many things may not be totally clear to you right now, but just try to hang in there until you have a little more time to sort things out.

I just had a dream that I was at El Charro and I had strep throat and I passed out on the floor and...

Tue, 15 Sep 2009 19:03:24 -0400

I just had a dream that I was at El Charro and I had strep throat and I passed out on the floor and Matthew Mcconaughey was there and he thought I passed out because of him but I didn’t and then he called my mom fat and I told him to shut up

Deb weekend was fun. I didn’t trip on stage and David...

Sun, 13 Sep 2009 18:22:38 -0400

Deb weekend was fun. I didn’t trip on stage and David Crabtree said my middle name right. But I gotta say my favorite part of the weekend was the long, final night of partying and drinking which resulted in my dad giving me an ethusiastic “ROCK ‘N ROLL!!!!” while I was eating with my friends. He would kill me if he knew I blogged about that.

Ordered by most used (make your own):love life little time told...

Sun, 13 Sep 2009 18:08:07 -0400

Ordered by most used (make your own):

love life little time told days feel person night doing girl look trying people believe following saying hope happy week

Fail.

Tue, 08 Sep 2009 17:03:26 -0400

My horoscope just told me I would be really focused on my work today… but if I were really focused I wouldn’t be looking up my horoscope online…