January 2011
2 posts
Lord have mercy, I do believe I am the black swan
December 2010
1 post
I forgot I had one of these
July 2010
1 post
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People like this GMH. (lol jk but kinda)
Ps. There might never be a day when I won’t find this completely hilarious.
March 2010
2 posts
I'm seven.
I saw a magician at school yesterday and now I want to learn all his tricks…. brb, applying to Hogwarts again.
February 2010
1 post
January 2010
1 post
I drunk dialed my 15-year-old brother last night. So you know it’s good.
December 2009
1 post
where'd all the good people go
November 2009
4 posts
hey
caseyeg:
you be my friend?
nope.
Haiku #1
Cannot sleep tonight Should be studying for tests But fuck it I’m not
my boyfriend can suck my dick
Sophomore Slump is making me want to be a pumpkin...
Idk, I’m just saying I’m pretty good at growing pumpkins on Farmville and I might give it a shot in real life, if being an opera singer/yoga instructor doesn’t work out. Or I might just do it anyway. Idk.
October 2009
3 posts
fall break where are ya.
Sagittarius Monday, October 5 If someone else is expecting you to go out of your way to do something for them today, you might not be feeling up to it and there could be a few arguments to have to deal with. Many things may not be totally clear to you right now, but just try to hang in there until you have a little more time to sort things out.
September 2009
5 posts
I just had a dream that I was at El Charro and I had strep throat and I passed out on the floor and Matthew Mcconaughey was there and he thought I passed out because of him but I didn’t and then he called my mom fat and I told him to shut up
1 tag
Fail.
My horoscope just told me I would be really focused on my work today… but if I were really focused I wouldn’t be looking up my horoscope online…
but if you want to talk about it anymore, just lie here on the floor and cry on my shoulder i’m a friend
August 2009
6 posts
Must he die?
isthisseattaken:
One of my lab partners just now was seriously named John Tucker.
I bet he gets that joke all the time. You should say something to him about it & then bust out laughing like you KNOW you thought of it first.
I'm stuck on horoscopes
Sagittarius Wednesday, August 19 You could be eager to enjoy some kind of pleasant little escape today, and an unexpected romantic adventure could really end up surprising you before the end of the day. Just realize that work, school and travel could all seem a little confusing right now. But someone close to you could show you how to find some interesting new opportunities before the day...
yeeeee
Sagittarius Monday, August 17
You might be wishing that you could just find a way to escape from a number of different things today. Just try not to let any problems get you down though. Whether you realize it or not, many things should be starting to go your way. And you ought to be able to look forward to some interesting new adventures before long.
That’s nice.
isthisseattaken:
catherinetakesatumble:
I am following Rainn Wilson on Twitter… I knew I loved him before but he is now officially my favorite person evarrrrrrrr
What’s his URL?
http://twitter.com/rainnwilson :)
I am following Rainn Wilson on Twitter… I knew I loved him before but he is now officially my favorite person evarrrrrrrr
So I may or may not be transferring next year… damn you, Campbell, and your constantly increasing tuition.
I don’t really know how I feel about it. As much as I would love to get away from ol’ Harnett County for a while sometimes… I like Campbell. I love my friends.
Oh well. I almost said I was in kind of a blah mood, but that all changed because I just heard my mom tell...
July 2009
11 posts
how many dead babies does it take to paint a barn?
depends on how hard you throw them.
what the **** just happened
Seriously, I get myself into some shit. I continuously surprise even myself. Not necessarily good or bad stuff, just, you know… interesting. I will say this, though…. life’s never boring.
isthisseattaken:
Catherine, I love you.
that made my day. :)
i got hoes
in different area codes.
"You know what really grinds my gears?"
I’m a gal who likes to have things figured out. I like being in control, I like feeling like I can manipulate what will happen in the future.
So whyyyyyy can’t I
It does give me a little satisfaction to know I can manipulate my kitten from biting me by using a spray bottle in her face, but it’s just not the same…
Work makes me so tired!!!!
here comes the sun du dn du du, here comes the sun...
i like the way this kid thinks.
Rhodes to my six-year-old cousin: “Kate, have you ever watched Jaws before?” Kate: “No, but I’ve seen a documentary on polar bears.”
never having children.
“You win some, you lose some, and sometimes you get rained out.”
– Austin Fitchett’s words of wisdom
June 2009
5 posts
So I’m fixing up Harris’s aquarium because it has been unoccupied for a good while now… and all I want is this lil’ buddy swimming around in it, no really, it would make my life. Yes, I’m easily pleased, don’t judge me.
I saw one for the first time while I was in California at the aquarium. They remind me of those pain-in-the-ass bullets in the old Mario...
“You’re right. Mercy is for girl babies.”
– -Dwight Schrute.
I think there is an Office quote for every circumstance of life… just saying.
I'm ready for this day.
To be over.
Not to sound like a total pessimist but FML. I need some soul food pronto.
May 2009
13 posts
I have a feeling I might regret this later.
haha sike. :)
Dear Tummy,
beefstew:
What did I ever do to make you so mad at me?? :’(
Dang mine hurts too
pick-up lines
“Did you just fart? Because you blew me away.”
“Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?”
“Giant polar bear.” (Whhat?) “It’s an icebreaker. Hi, I’m Catherine.”
“Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?”
…..Just practicing. :)
This day is weird.
“Charles: “What is a two-way petting zoo?”
Jim:...”
– I love The Office.